The Weirdest Animal Mating Rituals

Animals have weird sex, you guys. But if putting the weird, wild mating habits of the animal kingdom has always been hard for you to put into human context, then you are in luck this afternoon! Here is an illustrated guide to the many varieties of copulation in which God’s numerous creatures and beasts take part, featuring adorable humanoid cartoons showing us where on the human body all this stuff would happen. No, seriously — this is super educational!